Disgusting news to report

Please find below an abridged copy of a message posted to the club’s internal WhatsApp group by club Chairman Phil Hammond. 🙁

Hi guys. I am absolutely devastated to tell you all that last night (Sunday) the club was broken into. Myself and Paul (Whitworth) have spoken to Ashton CSI and the investigation will continue. We are going to go down to the police station shortly.

We are absolutely heartbroken to announce that all June's cash takings and the raffle money has been taken from the safe.

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More to follow
Phil Hammond

Whoever has done this, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your underwear, you f**cking scumbags!

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